A teacher at Millersville University has her teaching degree denied because of her Myspace picture: her with a pirate hat, drinking out of a Mr. Goodbar cup. The money quote though is not in the article, but in a Digg comment made by JavertHolmes:
Other things she promotes in the photo:
- Teaching kids that it’s OK to use oil in excess by drinking from a plastic cup.
- Promoting tooth decay and diabetes by advertising Mr. Goodbar.
- Making kids think it’s hip and cool to be a pirate when being a pirate is a one-way ticket to prison.
- Teaching kids that red-eyes in a photograph is acceptable, lowering the future photography standards in the country.
- The poster in the back says “beaste—” likely meaning it was created by an illiterate promoting bestiality. Likely a man and an elephant copulating on the adjacent skyscraper just out of frame.
- The middle finger holding the cup is the most prominent in the photo, likely a subliminal attempt to flip the bird at anyone who views the photo.
- There are crossed sabers in the background, likely a call for children of the world to duel each other with sabers.
Frankly, I am outraged.
Brilliance.